Goodbye, Golf: A Eulogy

Kinja'd!!! "WhiskeyGolf" (whiskeygolf)
12/06/2013 at 14:13 • Filed to: Goodbye Golf

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I drove my Golf for 3 great years,
I loved to drive it through the gears.
Whether rain or snow it got me home,
without a flash, or bits of chrome.
A basic car, that was all I needed,
cleaned and washed was how it was treated.
Without a cause, it went up in smoke,
I saw it go, and with it my heart broke.
Time for a new car, to remove the sting,
let's hope the next one doesn't do the same thing!

BKEZ292
2010 - 2013


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > WhiskeyGolf
12/06/2013 at 14:15

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Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > WhiskeyGolf
12/06/2013 at 14:16

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I'm pretty sure that's a Ferrari dude...

Seriously though, that sucks and you have my sympathies.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > WhiskeyGolf
12/06/2013 at 14:18

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Dawww ...

RIP Golf. The silver lining? Car shopping!


Kinja'd!!! VicVinegar > WhiskeyGolf
12/06/2013 at 14:19

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"let's hope the next one doesn't do the same thing!"

Well, that rules out Ferrari... But in all seriousness that's terrible. Is any of it going to be covered by insurance or the dealer?


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > WhiskeyGolf
12/06/2013 at 14:19

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Touching story, hard to read
Indeed sad to lose a good steed
I once had a Jetta Wagon
I enjoyed it, and set to bragging
It was less than reliable though
But not bad in the snow
And at least the situation was not as dire
The damn thing never caught on fire


Kinja'd!!! RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > WhiskeyGolf
12/06/2013 at 14:21

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Yeah ... I cried like a girl when my first car was towed away.


Kinja'd!!! WhiskeyGolf > VicVinegar
12/06/2013 at 14:26

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Insurance so far has not been a problem. Because of the unusual circumstances, Volkswagen Canada also wants to take a look so I'm hoping they can do something extra for me.


Kinja'd!!! VicVinegar > WhiskeyGolf
12/06/2013 at 14:31

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That's great. Sounds like you are in the best situation you could be considering the circumstances. Good luck!


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > WhiskeyGolf
12/06/2013 at 14:32

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*snaps fingers instead of clapping*


Kinja'd!!! ghosty - electric space wizard > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
12/06/2013 at 14:52

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I watched the entire first season of Red vs. Blue to cheer myself up when my van was towed away.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > WhiskeyGolf
12/06/2013 at 17:19

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